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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:27
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
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Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
share office space ...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the strangest feeding mechanisms found in sea creatures?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which sunblock is best for oily skin?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.